The Empire of GoatCountry is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working, democratic population of 670 million GoatCountries hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 世界！停止時間！. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GoatCountryian economy, worth 62.8 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,716 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. GoatCountry's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GoatCountry is ranked 10,547^th in the world and 28^th in Wintreath for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 78,815.67 Standard Monetary Units.