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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,920th Largest Black Market: 3,459th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,754th
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Goa uld Empire

Population7.352 billion

CapitalHasara space station
LeaderHigh Council of the System Lords
FaithSystem Lord

Currencygram of Naquadah

The Community of Goa uld Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High Council of the System Lords with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.352 billion Goa'ulds are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hasara space station. The average income tax rate is 52.6%.

The thriving Goa'uld economy, worth 773 trillion grams of Naquadah a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,210 grams of Naquadah, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goa uld Empire's national animal is the Prim'ta, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is System Lord.

Goa uld Empire is ranked 15,229th in the world and 4th in Steam Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,568.55 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,920thLargest Black Market: 3,459thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,754thMost Avoided: 4,814thMost Conservative: 4,962ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,015thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,086thLargest Mining Sector: 5,129thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,890thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,446thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,532ndTop
Most Devout: 7,992ndMost Authoritarian: 8,905thMost Primitive: 8,922ndMost Stationary: 10,330thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,422ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,533rdMost Influential: 14,956thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,229th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

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