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Largest Populations: 45thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 96th
The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
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Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Go Canucks Go

Population39.844 billion

CapitalThe Fan Zone
LeaderTrevor Linden
FaithCup Fever

CurrencySedin Twin
AnimalKiller Whale

The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of Go Canucks Go is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Trevor Linden with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 39.844 billion Canucks are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fan Zone. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Go Canucks Goan economy, worth an astonishing 17,536 trillion Sedin Twins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 440,124 Sedin Twins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,688,968 per year while the poor average 79,071, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Go Canucks Go's national animal is the Killer Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cup Fever.

Go Canucks Go is ranked 245,011th in the world and 55th in Wysteria for Best Weather, with -1034 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Populations: 45thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 96thHighest Economic Output: 107thLargest Gambling Industry: 166thHighest Disposable Incomes: 177thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 237thMost Armed: 271stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 289thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 290thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 307thHighest Crime Rates: 377thMost Avoided: 396thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 462ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 496thLargest Insurance Industry: 510thHighest Average Incomes: 529thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 693rdLargest Publishing Industry: 720thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 727thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 760thLargest Agricultural Sector: 791stMost Rebellious Youth: 822ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 890thFattest Citizens: 896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,080thRudest Citizens: 1,258thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,275thLargest Mining Sector: 1,434thSmartest Citizens: 1,860thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,482ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,263rdMost Cultured: 3,930thLargest Retail Industry: 4,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,878thMost Efficient Economies: 6,364thLargest Black Market: 8,757thMost Influential: 11,248thTop
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Most Stationary: 17,968thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,776thMost Pro-Market: 19,391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,206th
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Highest Crime Rates: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Go Canucks Go was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Go Canucks Go was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Go Canucks Go was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Go Canucks Go was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Go Canucks Go was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Go Canucks Go was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Go Canucks Go was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Go Canucks Go was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Go Canucks Go was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Go Canucks Go was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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