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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 949th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,301st Fattest Citizens: 1,656th
The Allied States of
Capitalizt
Do Not Tread On Me
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Go Away Progressives

Population15.114 billion

LeaderDavid Crockett

Currencyouncesofgold
AnimalBear

The Allied States of Go Away Progressives is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by David Crockett with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.114 billion Go Away Progressivesians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The Go Away Progressivesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,707 trillion ouncesofgolds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 112,959 ouncesofgolds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 479,300 per year while the poor average 17,171, a ratio of 27.9 to 1.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Go Away Progressives's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Go Away Progressives is ranked 4,720th in the world and 42nd in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,177.73 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 949thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,301stFattest Citizens: 1,656thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,307thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,422ndRudest Citizens: 2,437thMost Stationary: 2,442ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,640thLargest Retail Industry: 3,389thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,538thMost Armed: 3,614thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,786thMost Avoided: 4,298thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,720thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,896thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,069thHighest Economic Output: 7,608thTop
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Largest Populations: 10,129thMost Influential: 10,288thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,074thMost Pro-Market: 12,370thMost Primitive: 12,842ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,901stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,460th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the region

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