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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 478thMost Influential: 951stLargest Populations: 3,835th
The Hidden Undergound Lair of
Father Knows Best State
Mood: Purple funk, brains whirling, ready for anything
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Gnomewatchers

Population27.783 billion

CapitalGnomeria
LeaderGnomad

Currencycrown
Animalgarden gnome

The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.783 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,687 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,744 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 7,585th in the world and 362nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,393.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 478thMost Influential: 951stTop
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Largest Populations: 3,835thLargest Black Market: 5,373rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,635thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,660thHighest Economic Output: 6,604thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,032ndMost Secular: 7,265thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,356thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,585thMost Armed: 8,462ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,305thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,498thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,215thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,525thTop
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Most Developed: 15,140thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,126thLowest Crime Rates: 19,670thMost Efficient Economies: 19,865thMost Cultured: 19,946thLargest Governments: 20,053rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,875thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,671stSmartest Citizens: 21,942ndMost Stationary: 24,753rd
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Largest Populations: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 138th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 191st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 207th in the regionMost Armed: 236th in the regionMost Influential: 274th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 322nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 342nd in the regionMost Secular: 361st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 362nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 390th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 408th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 417th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 421st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 546th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 562nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 586th in the regionMost Stationary: 614th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 842nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 856th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 924th in the regionLargest Governments: 941st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 984th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 985th in the regionMost Cultured: 989th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,024th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,164th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,216th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 267 » Siwale, East Supple Lund, Steampunk Ariel, Aeolist, Vincone Cae, Nordic-British Union, Montarc, Holy Marcus Empire, Chukstik Illahi, Seenvorland, Marmiedon, LostLegion, Walter Jackson, Antiyard, Unsophisticate, Pallaith, The Sinclarian Provinces, United States of Americanas, Runeda, The Rhein States, Manticore utopia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Detrivania, Phoronu, Quentiam Viventem, Orado, Omnistria, Aetulia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Pasargad, SORT, Wilkshire, Malta Comino Gozo, Dicko, Sunto, United States of Medford, Great Bights Mum, Necromonia, The Austro Germanic Union, Corfad, Free Culture, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Trillius, Lemonbiscuits, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, The Iron Lions, Glurponia, and 217 others.Yaorozu, Empy, Tachycardia, Panama Coalition, The Windmilluminati, Guer Aike, Pleroma Sans Romans, Shibutani, The Bureaucratic Territories, Solmetria, Old Emporia, Wooleystan, 1 very fast endotarter, Humptalumpta, Azzarel, David Davidson, North Bratislava, Clan Spaniel, Karazan, Loutsland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ice and Tinian, Prydania, Ilisseia, New Lakemba, Vexilia, Soviet Terran, Fascist Democracy, Diodone, Miamington, Freyford, Kingdom Of Manaf, Wineclaw, The Stratosphere Islands, Joodey, PlanetPunk, Cloydicia, Leonfire, Kwaj, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Zokk, Xentherida, PotatoFarmers, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Kranostav, United Asgardian States, Kappacon, Zecit, Yukti, TJUN-ia, Zyvetskistaahn, Maott, Sil Dorsett, New Trisone, Zixu, Drutopia Insomnia, Anungu, Altivia, Vesuva, The Teddy, Gurou, Nationeer, Valentine Z, Napnomadia, Joevala, Lucedeia, Singamadri, Nova Arcania, Zupla, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Universal State Formula, Dakota Territories, Conteria, Ausnakulia, Votak Matim, Xyrron, Nisastria, Aeurithianar, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Zeternia, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Seanat, Simone Republic, Unimaginable Doom, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Hardscrabble, Bankowiata, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ozstan, Ellbonnia, The Jerichowan Country, Svenskskit, Rinadia, Folenz, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, Tyirza, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Andanavia, Sopernia, ForestMythal, Solcius, Card Kingdom, Capablanca, Tibus Heth, AmManies, Paradeavenlisian States, Rising Sakura, ChristianVille of the USA, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Amogus Sussy, Hellsinky, Klodma, Laudesia, Ayuzhhhhh, Sojenre, Destroedor, Harjad, Wisconsota, Q w e r t y, Intion North, Parpyduckland, XD 2, Kastonvia, Aenglaland, The Erie Doctrine, Federation Terra Australis, Pazair, Imperial Pieserged, Bongo Mountain, Pinguioris, KAP03land, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Bornodia, DarThvadrville, The Arverni Lands, Kandorith, Landraya, Blyskalia, Batatoland Empire, Waystar Fujiwara International, Regallio, El Guajuila, Gorundu, Rex Republic, Thought Obliteration, Bagojo, Sinelona, GPT-3, Fengate, Inspiratus, Hops and Malt, Myrenia, Buckerino, Hulldom, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Ardonii, Zaldir, Loli County, Napnap, Of Emptiness, Andhra and Telangana, Filibustra, Oannia, Varisland, Galbadiana, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, Dogtopia of Oz, Gildenshtuck, United States of Dictators, Libertarianists States, Omicron Persei V111, Prevaland, Sannius, Sakupolis, Bardopia, Immanuelia, Fatski land, Nothing Of Value, Piura, Testnation223, Surb Clant, Pinky Queen, Miyasaka, Praestania, Heilhum Imperius, Imperialist Kondor, Ishtimbine, Matereen Lux, Berke Khan, Unitarian Universalism, Scroplia, Alfenheim, Smib, Sechiole, Choi Aeguka, Communist Beijing Must be China, Hopenadya, Kormisia, Aekp, Liberepublia, Neptunian Military Administration, and Your Own Medicine.

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