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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 385thMost Influential: 745thLargest Populations: 4,002nd
The Hidden Undergound Lair of
Father Knows Best State
Mood: Purple funk, brains whirling, ready for anything
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Gnomewatchers

Population25.754 billion

CapitalGnomeria
LeaderGnomad

Currencycrown
Animalgarden gnome

The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.754 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,509 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,447 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 122,910th in the world and 4,466th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -54.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 385thMost Influential: 745thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,002ndLargest Black Market: 5,227thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,255thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,934thHighest Economic Output: 6,381stMost Secular: 6,752ndMost Armed: 7,760thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,900thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,900thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,507thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,252ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,366thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,165thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,050thMost Efficient Economies: 18,120thMost Developed: 18,439thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,460thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,126thMost Cultured: 19,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,863rdLargest Governments: 21,222ndSmartest Citizens: 22,937th
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Largest Populations: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 207th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 233rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 240th in the regionMost Influential: 265th in the regionMost Armed: 280th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 300th in the regionMost Secular: 360th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 396th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 457th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 490th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 558th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 576th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 629th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 652nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 838th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 847th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 304 » Siwale, East Supple Lund, Steampunk Ariel, Aeolist, Vincone Cae, Newpromisedland, Nordic-British Union, Montarc, Holy Marcus Empire, Chukstik Illahi, Seenvorland, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Marmiedon, LostLegion, Walter Jackson, Antiyard, Blackphir, El Fiji Grande, Central Ryal, Arimbia, Unsophisticate, Pallaith, The Sinclarian Provinces, United States of Americanas, Runeda, The Rhein States, Manticore utopia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Detrivania, Phoronu, Quentiam Viventem, Orado, Omnistria, Aetulia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Pasargad, Solskjar, SORT, Partax, Wilkshire, Malta Comino Gozo, Dicko, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, United States of Medford, Great Bights Mum, Necromonia, The Austro Germanic Union, Viridiann, Corfad, and 254 others.BrightFutures, McMasterdonia, Free Culture, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Tarr-Nation, Trillius, Lemonbiscuits, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dreadton, Habanan, Notyoutopia, The Iron Lions, Glurponia, Yaorozu, Empy, Tachycardia, Panama Coalition, The Windmilluminati, Guer Aike, Ataraxia Somnia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Shibutani, The Bureaucratic Territories, Solmetria, Old Emporia, Wooleystan, 1 very fast endotarter, Humptalumpta, Azzarel, Shadowrik, Daiz, David Davidson, North Bratislava, Clan Spaniel, Karazan, Loutsland, Lorigia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ice and Tinian, Potatolandium, Prydania, Ilisseia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, New Lakemba, Vexilia, Moubarakistan, Soviet Terran, Moanapo, Fascist Democracy, Diodone, Miamington, Independent Halls, Freyford, Kingdom Of Manaf, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Wineclaw, The Stratosphere Islands, Joodey, PlanetPunk, Cloydicia, Hospitallar Hydrus, Selfgradatude, Leonfire, Orenmark, Kwaj, Esplandia, Territorio di Nessuno, United Kahndaq, Holy Oranz, The Galactic Triumvirate, Frances Francis the First of France, Zokk, Xentherida, PotatoFarmers, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Kranostav, United Asgardian States, Kappacon, Zecit, Yukti, TJUN-ia, Rumagna, Zyvetskistaahn, Velon, Maott, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Ravendi, Sil Dorsett, New Trisone, Bearical, Zixu, Drutopia Insomnia, Anungu, Altivia, Nolambur, Vesuva, The Teddy, Gurou, Nationeer, Fendlium, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Napnomadia, Joevala, Alamei, Lucedeia, Singamadri, Nova Arcania, Hamerica, Zupla, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Godwanna, Universal State Formula, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Dakota Territories, AAA Provisional Empire, OrbP1, Amblegreserland, Tunofferia, Arquadea, Conteria, The Sansvich, Ausnakulia, Votak Matim, Xyrron, Prevaland, Nisastria, East Akra, Varola, Aeurithianar, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Pantheons, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Innocentic, Seanat, Simone Republic, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Porotia, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Republica Guilleana, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, Bankowiata, Pytong, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ozstan, Shinjuku tokyo 0, WeKnow, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, Blyskalia, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Rinadia, Planes, His Enduring Majesty, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, Star Kingdom, Vesteysia, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Folenz, Zemnaya Svoboda, Wapistan, Figyjharli, Dangine, Travislavania, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, Tyirza, Tsandonown, Mon Island, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Andanavia, Sopernia, ForestMythal, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Venicea, Solcius, Card Kingdom, Capablanca, Sahriastan, Lionia, Tibus Heth, New Celoveniortan, Tringapore, Que Lukustinardon, The Appalachians, Palgo, Anonim, Dabarastan, AmManies, Cereskia, Teothopia, Harmonypine, Paradeavenlisian States, Rising Sakura, Lunar Cities of America, Duryanistan, Religioncord, FLARADESTRA, United Engiresco, ChristianVille of the USA, Elder Realms, Aguaria Major, Chanankhria, Antonimus, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Amogus Sussy, Hellsinky, Klodma, United Riouthaelutz, Praeceps, and Pazair.

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