by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 183rd Largest Populations: 4,281st Most Influential: 4,552nd
The Carefully Hidden Moonbase of
Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population21.889 billion


Animalgarden gnome

The Carefully Hidden Moonbase of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gnomad with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.889 billion Gnomes are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,679 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 76,706 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gnomewatchers is ranked 129,132nd in the world and 6,310th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 27.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 183rdTop
Largest Populations: 4,281stMost Influential: 4,552ndLargest Black Market: 5,086thFattest Citizens: 5,175thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,219thMost Armed: 5,433rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,229thMost Secular: 7,246thHighest Economic Output: 7,615thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,044thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,352ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,120th
Largest Populations: 49th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 152nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 175th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 192nd in the regionMost Armed: 216th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 217th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 357th in the regionMost Secular: 361st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 514th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 591st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 615th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 704th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 768th in the region

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