The Hidden Undergound Lair of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.508 billion Gnomes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,502 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,124 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Republic of Galbadiana.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Kingdom of Armanok.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Rhinestone Eyes of Dictator Anna 10.
- : Gnomewatchers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Kingdom of Maclare.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Port Naga.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Radiant Power of Blyskalia.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Unitary Provinces of Colfes.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Climeria.
- : Gnomewatchers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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