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Most Pacifist: 574thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 675thSafest: 691st
The Commonwealth of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Er lles yr holl
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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GnomeFreeWorld

Population18.091 billion

CapitalAbercwmbackofbeyond
LeaderFirst One

CurrencyBollocks
AnimalPuffin

The Commonwealth of GnomeFreeWorld is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by First One with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.091 billion GnomeFreeFolk love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abercwmbackofbeyond. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The strong GnomeFree economy, worth a remarkable 2,686 trillion Bollocks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,488 Bollocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the official GnomeFree Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GnomeFreeWorld's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

GnomeFreeWorld is ranked 203,991st in the world and 6,448th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 13.58 Atheism Rate.

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Most Pacifist: 574thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 675thSafest: 691stLargest Welfare Programs: 748thNicest Citizens: 986thMost Cheerful Citizens: 994thMost Advanced Public Transport: 995thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,056thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,167thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,219thLowest Crime Rates: 1,545thMost Cultured: 1,549thLargest Governments: 1,632ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,660thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,764thHealthiest Citizens: 1,996thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,045thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,410thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,490thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,772ndBest Weather: 2,991stSmartest Citizens: 4,884thHighest Economic Output: 5,691stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,927thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,064thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,995thLargest Populations: 10,090thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,526thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,888thMost Income Equality: 17,434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,653rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,788th
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Most Pacifist: 16th in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 40th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 75th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 101st in the regionBest Weather: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 210th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 237th in the regionLargest Populations: 246th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 254th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 318th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 410th in the regionMost Income Equality: 466th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 580th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 729th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GnomeFreeWorld, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in GnomeFreeWorld, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in GnomeFreeWorld, the official GnomeFree Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in GnomeFreeWorld, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : GnomeFreeWorld was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in GnomeFreeWorld, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered GnomeFree weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in GnomeFreeWorld, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in GnomeFreeWorld, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in GnomeFreeWorld, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in GnomeFreeWorld, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth.

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