The Commonwealth of GnomeFreeWorld is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by First One with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.091 billion GnomeFreeFolk love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abercwmbackofbeyond. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The strong GnomeFree economy, worth a remarkable 2,686 trillion Bollocks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,488 Bollocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the official GnomeFree Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GnomeFreeWorld's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

GnomeFreeWorld is ranked 203,991^st in the world and 6,448^th in Osiris for Most Secular, with 13.58 Atheism Rate.