by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 188thMost Valuable International Artwork: 258thMost Influential: 322nd
The Tri-Planetary Coalition of
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Population7.352 billion

Capitalthe Megalopolis
LeaderFederal Council

Currencystandardized unit

The Tri-Planetary Coalition of Glurponia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.352 billion Glurpons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Glurpone economy, worth a remarkable 1,478 trillion standardized units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 201,044 standardized units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', every workday begins with group therapy, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime is totally unknown. Glurponia's national animal is the tarrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homestuck.

Glurponia is ranked 2,586th in the world and 126th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 97.58 Effective Tax Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 188thMost Valuable International Artwork: 258thMost Influential: 322ndMost Inclusive: 666thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 687thMost Secular: 693rdMost Pacifist: 792ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 937thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,007thNicest Citizens: 1,082ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,097thMost Developed: 1,218thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,249thSafest: 1,351stHealthiest Citizens: 1,499thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,520thBest Weather: 1,655thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,734thRudest Citizens: 1,748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,806thSmartest Citizens: 1,950thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,163rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,182ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,459thLargest Governments: 2,463rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,586thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,651stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,670thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,678thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,890thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,142ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,480thMost Efficient Economies: 3,526thLowest Crime Rates: 4,892ndMost Cultured: 5,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,225thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,446thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,034thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,869thMost Stationary: 13,613thMost Politically Free: 20,184th
Most Secular: 33rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 53rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 69th in the regionSafest: 79th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 90th in the regionMost Influential: 91st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 102nd in the regionBest Weather: 103rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 120th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 123rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 124th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 126th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 131st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 145th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 242nd in the regionMost Cultured: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 299th in the regionMost Stationary: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 343rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 347th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 384th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 524th in the regionNudest: 561st in the regionLargest Populations: 707th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The Revolutionary Vanguard of Cosmosplosion.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, glamping Glurpons won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 425 » El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Prydania, Destructive Government Endorsing System, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Pasargad, Kasazzastan, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Corfad, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Sil Dorsett, Notyoutopia, Omnistria, Sundred, Frances Francis the First of France, Joodey, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, Napnomadia, Potatolandium, Steampunk Ariel, Wilkshire, New Pruessen, Maott, The Bureaucratic Territories, Selfgradatude, Unsophisticate, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Shadowrik, Trillius, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Guer Aike, Dreadton, SORT, Pleroma Sans Romans, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Chukstik Illahi, PlanetPunk, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, Acrabinnia, Former English Colony, Alice Gardens, and 375 others.Cors Evia, Siwale, Advancia-Sizzletown, Aetulia, Manticore utopia, Fizban, Lemonbiscuits, Walter Jackson, Cloydicia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Iron Lions, Ice and Tinian, North Bratislava, Abject Ludicrosity, Blackphir, Anna Airters, The Most Freedom Ever, Antiyard, BrightFutures, Azzarel, Zumlandia, Banabistan, Zokk, Esplandia, Arimbia, Valhalla123, Montarc, British Pacific Islands, Daiz, Moubarakistan, Free Culture, Centromuria, Central Ryal, Humptalumpta, Dopeland420, Drusselstein, Gilakistan, Choistan, East Supple Lund, David Davidson, Diodone, Fascist Democracy, Holy Marcus Empire, French Bananastan, Detrivania, Aroa, Yukti, Ilisseia, Cinnibar, Calamazo, Empy, Independent Halls, Lorigia, Miamington, Necromonia, Minuda, Moose repupblic, LostLegion, Dadastan Archipelago, United Draconia, Karazan, Venezuelia, Marmiedon, Dicko, Felpolandia, Newpromisedland, Nordic-British Union, Revolutionary Sealand, North Armatas, Partax, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Panama Coalition, Orado, The Sinclarian Provinces, Sunaiya, The Windmilluminati, The English Alliance, The Discipled, Novaray, Newam, Nakayo, The Austro Germanic Union, Island States of Skelldia, Solidair, Old Emporia, Phoronu, Western Vapia, United States of Americanas, Yemet, Sea Ghost, New Trisone, Vincone Cae, Virillum, Saint Alaric, United Asgardian States, Pauliestien, Wooleystan, Dylanana, Vexilia, Republic of New Atlantis, East Wushen, Phualand, Tianqing, United States of Medford, Egalico, Viridiann, Ever dark, The AP Republic, Pradovnia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Wisconsota, Tarr-Nation, Haor Chall, Bearical, Zankioa, United Kahndaq, Elgaland-Vargaland, Runeda, Orenmark, New Lakemba, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zeternia, New Octicarg, Pallaith, PotatoFarmers, Vernest Quill, McMasterdonia, Preble, VietAnhland, The O C, Freyford, Tellavinna, San Gavino, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Stratosphere Islands, Solskjar, Union of the Oriental States, Illderia, The Real Ram Ranch, Gnomewatchers, Kingdom Of Manaf, Clan Spaniel, Fel Imass, Leonfire, Serendipita Martia, Quentiam Viventem, The Empire of the Clarence, Ereena, Iceland People, McDonaldsland, Kappacon, Kranostav, Zecit, Pazair, Tachycardia, Dabarastan, Ihese, Florantia, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, TJUN-ia, Rumagna, Zyvetskistaahn, Terban Kedah, Ravendi, Zixu, Fraguale Cothe, Vesuva, Jovian Knights, Iron Cladia, Interdimensional Zone, Nationeer, Altivia, Nolambur, The Greylands, North Novkia, Hollow Temple, Sile Maungistan, Anungu, The New Communist Republic Of States, Soviet Terran, Valatic Ash, Merconitonitopia, Vathnutum, Vloetia, The Republic of Wulfardia, Zupla, The Navy Blue, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Praeceps, Austral States of America, Eraver, Nova Arcania, Lyethlenora, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Chekrand, Avemterra, Loli County, Arlens Apartment, Alamei, Fayyayid, Hamerica, Singamadri, The Sansvich, Heloonia, Rad Lads, Ivy Rekkia, States of Asra, Lucedeia, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Dakota Territories, Godwanna, Universal State Formula, Ausnakulia, Amblegreserland, Casiato, Arquadea, Woodsend, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, Immenium, Hyphen, AAA Provisional Empire, Xyrron, New Jamgra, United Federation of Technocrats, Vauquelin, Fredericksborg, Psychotic Vegans, Abonland, Palmasas, Wolvenland, Khoik, Mordonerea, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Conteria, Logovets, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Eschatosia, Memenaide, Kamohoalii, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Olofin, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Spades Atlantic, Prevaland, Crader, Plangainer, Nisastria, Aeolist, Nistriabar, Varola, Avastate, Unshleepd, Irishvan, Aeurithianar, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, Dyrenell, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Xatin, A Ordem do Caos, Aurelia I, Alyrria, Greater New America, Ivernary, Trance Empire, Eastern Auroria, The True Frog, Eywaan, Zenaguria, Astronomical, The Empire of the Federation, Arizona Zervas, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Citrus Rutaceae, Beasluxia, Craams Mal, Keventle, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Gautania, Batatoland Empire, Borsukia, Zzozona, Syracon, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Kocherian, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Asoc lon, Dangine, Maynilan, Yalgora, Innocentic, Ihsan, Seanat, Simone Republic, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Aingard, Solcius, Wallachian People, The Unicrons, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Montinario, Hopsin, Maclare, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Unimaginable Doom, Madjack, New-El, Kragsgale, Principia Mathematica, Pokemanland, Xipher, Demo Troplenia, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Sisang, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Ultra777, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, U S Eh, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Irunjarai, Heilhum Imperius, Harjad, Draconian Progression, Therizia, R libanon, Neu-Galicia, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Lulubellia, Nouvelle-Floride, Outer Shenendoah, Sopernia, Jestings, Amprak, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Comfed, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Navsland, Rozarus, Cosmosplosion, and Hardscrabble.

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