The Tri-Planetary Coalition of Glurponia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.213 billion Glurpons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Mars. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Glurpone economy, worth a remarkable 2,703 trillion standardized units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 241,101 standardized units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Monster is one of the most popular forenames in Glurponia, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime is totally unknown. Glurponia's national animal is the monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homestuck.

Glurponia is ranked 222,141^st in the world and 11,455^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.64 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.