The Tri-Planetary Coalition of Glurponia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.352 billion Glurpons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Glurpone economy, worth a remarkable 1,478 trillion standardized units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 201,044 standardized units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', every workday begins with group therapy, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime is totally unknown. Glurponia's national animal is the tarrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homestuck.

Glurponia is ranked 2,586^th in the world and 126^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 97.58 Effective Tax Rate.