The Monarchy of Glowing Diamonds is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Dweloe with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.654 billion Glowing Diamondsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catalyst City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Glowing Diamondsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,594 trillion boonbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 165,156 boonbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glowing Diamonds's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Glowing Diamonds is ranked 49,759^th in the world and 2,272^nd in Balder for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.