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Most Advanced Public Transport: 990thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,006thLargest Black Market: 2,026th
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Glory Communist Norway

Population12.705 billion

LeaderKing Haakon IV
FaithCommunist Monarchy

CurrencyNorwegian Communist Krone

The Communist Empire of Glory Communist Norway is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Haakon IV with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.705 billion Norwegians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porsgrunn. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Norwegian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion Norwegian Communist Kroner a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,085 Norwegian Communist Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months, and weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Glory Communist Norway's national animal is the Takin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communist Monarchy.

Glory Communist Norway is ranked 213,624th in the world and 14th in Kyorgia puppet storage for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9.87 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 990thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,006thLargest Black Market: 2,026thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,449thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,565thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,027thLargest Governments: 5,342ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,769thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,154thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,554thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,861stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,550thLowest Crime Rates: 9,782ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,936thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,696thMost Authoritarian: 16,745thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,901stSmartest Citizens: 18,914thLargest Populations: 19,470th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

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