The Sovereign Republic of Glorious Hong Kong is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joshua Wong with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.887 billion Hong Kongers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hong Kong. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hong Kong economy, worth 177 trillion Hong Kong Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,261 Hong Kong Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and no one is worried about government policies any more. Crime is relatively low. Glorious Hong Kong's national animal is the pink dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hong Kong Independence.

Glorious Hong Kong is ranked 10,229^th in the world and 6^th in Union of Allied States for Nudest, with 220.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.