by Max Barry

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Glen-Rhodes was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 70
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,222ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,735thLargest Populations: 3,237th
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Population27.005 billion

CapitalGrand Port
LeaderLilika Nikolopoulou
Faiththe United Church of Rhodes

CurrencyGlen-Rhodes Dollar
AnimalMute Swan

The Commonwealth of Glen-Rhodes is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lilika Nikolopoulou with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.005 billion Rhodesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Port. The average income tax rate is 50.3%.

The all-consuming Rhodesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,471 trillion Glen-Rhodes Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 128,547 Glen-Rhodes Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions. Crime is totally unknown. Glen-Rhodes's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the United Church of Rhodes.

Glen-Rhodes is ranked 50,940th in the world and 8th in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,635.56 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Publishing Industry: 1,222ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,735thTop
Largest Populations: 3,237thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,417thHighest Economic Output: 3,610thMost Pacifist: 3,699thSmartest Citizens: 3,934thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,888thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,692ndMost Cultured: 5,927thNicest Citizens: 5,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,580thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,414thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,688thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,860thHealthiest Citizens: 10,635thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,149thTop
Nudest: 11,781stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,179thHighest Drug Use: 15,579thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,884thMost Developed: 16,067thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,142ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,550thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,860thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,025thHighest Average Incomes: 20,369thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,637th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the region

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