The People of GLBT is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.179 billion Queers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Queer economy, worth 551 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 34,092 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, foreign envoys that want to visit GLBT now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones, and ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Queer pirates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GLBT's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GLBT is ranked 78,321^st in the world and 5^th in Reality for Largest Governments, scoring 18.57 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.