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Most Stationary: 1,653rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,865th Highest Economic Output: 4,666th
The Federal Republic of
Libertarian Police State
In my Defens God me Defend
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Economy
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Glaswegistan

Population17.198 billion

CapitalNew Glasgow
LeaderThe Party

CurrencyShilling
AnimalMammoth

The Federal Republic of Glaswegistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Party with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 17.198 billion Glaswegistani's are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Social Policy, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Glasgow. The average income tax rate is 83.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Glaswegistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,475 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 143,934 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Glaswegistan's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, men stare at wall-pictures of The Party's face when they visit public urinals, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime is totally unknown. Glaswegistan's national animal is the Mammoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Glaswegistan is ranked 12,597th in the world and 353rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 99 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Stationary: 1,653rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,865thHighest Economic Output: 4,666thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,929thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,619thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,635thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,946thLargest Populations: 7,599thMost Armed: 8,235thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,404thLargest Mining Sector: 8,458thTop
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Nudest: 8,549thMost Influential: 9,313thLargest Governments: 9,533rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,732ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,870thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,298thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,187thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,439thMost Cultured: 12,597thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,763rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,917thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,372ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,782ndMost Developed: 16,868thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,888th
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Most Stationary: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 69th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 128th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionMost Armed: 181st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 186th in the regionNudest: 225th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionLargest Governments: 247th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 259th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 275th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 309th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 330th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 351st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 353rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 420th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 422nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 506th in the regionMost Developed: 517th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 524th in the regionLargest Black Market: 527th in the regionMost Influential: 599th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 600th in the regionNicest Citizens: 609th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 679th in the region

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  • : Glaswegistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Glaswegistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Glaswegistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Glaswegistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Glaswegistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Glaswegistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 5% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Glaswegistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Glaswegistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Glaswegistan, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Glaswegistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.

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