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Most Devout: 8,848thLargest Retail Industry: 11,049thLargest Black Market: 12,420th
The Pristine Federation of
Father Knows Best State
In truth we seek, in pride we take
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population9.052 billion

CapitalGjorka City

AnimalLCN was better

The Pristine Federation of Gjorka is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gjorka with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.052 billion Gjorkans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gjorka City. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gjorkan economy, worth 848 trillion Dosners a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 93,770 Dosners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Major boxing matches are held in government buildings, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gjorka's national animal is the LCN was better, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gjorkanism.

Gjorka is ranked 111,645th in the world and 88th in The League for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,675.63 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 8,848thLargest Retail Industry: 11,049thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,420thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,861stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,965thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,937thHighest Economic Output: 22,353rdHighest Drug Use: 22,525thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,849th
Highest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the region

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