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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,305th Most Devout: 7,503rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,488th
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In truth we seek, in pride we take
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.671 billion

Capitalthat small town over that hill

AnimalWhat came first the Chicken or the Egg

The Federation of Gjorka is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Someone with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.671 billion YEET Bois are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that small town over that hill. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The strong YEET Boi economy, worth 566 trillion Yeets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,958 Yeets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and hunters often become the hunted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gjorka's national animal is the What came first the Chicken or the Egg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weed.

Gjorka is ranked 52,074th in the world and 45th in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Pro-Market, scoring 55.56 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,305thMost Devout: 7,503rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,488thLargest Retail Industry: 10,108thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,028thMost Influential: 11,241stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,568thLargest Black Market: 11,957thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,833rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,177thHighest Drug Use: 14,183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,202nd
Highest Drug Use: 6th in the region

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