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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,467thMost Influential: 9,837thLargest Black Market: 10,106th
The Illegitimate government of
Iron Fist Consumerists
LCN was better
existential dread
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Gjorka

Population12.476 billion

Capitaluhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Leaderexistential dread
FaithLalo Salamancaism

CurrencyCorruption
AnimalQuebecshirite

The Illegitimate government of Gjorka is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by existential dread with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.476 billion Gjorkans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gjorkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion Corruptions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,870 Corruptions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gjorka's national animal is the Quebecshirite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalo Salamancaism.

Gjorka is ranked 166,807th in the world and 399th in The League for Most Extreme, scoring 17.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,467thMost Influential: 9,837thLargest Black Market: 10,106thMost Devout: 11,971stLargest Retail Industry: 13,264thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,721stMost Patriotic: 17,158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,581stMost Beautiful Environments: 19,133rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,388thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,150thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,731stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,403rdBest Weather: 27,541stLargest Populations: 28,255thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 29,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,748th
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Most Stationary: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st in the regionMost Patriotic: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the region

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