The Garfield Queendom of Gjinkas is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.94 billion Gjinkasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Gjinkasian economy, worth 183 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,471 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,510 per year while the poor average 2,913, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gjinkas's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gjinkas is ranked 118,405^th in the world and 1^st in BALLER for Most Secular, with 17.29 Atheism Rate.