by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Welfare Programs: 15,325th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength Through Struggles
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

GitDerekt

Population251 million

CurrencyDollar
AnimalTiger

The Empire of GitDerekt is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 251 million GitDerektians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 53.4%.

The very strong GitDerektian economy, worth 17.1 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 68,266 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bris parties are all the rage, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GitDerekt's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

GitDerekt is ranked 199,041st in the world and 453rd in The Black Hawks for Most Politically Free, scoring 2.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Top
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 15,325th
Top
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GitDerekt, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in GitDerekt, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
  • : Following new legislation in GitDerekt, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in GitDerekt, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in GitDerekt, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in GitDerekt, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in GitDerekt, supermarkets must refund spoilt milk even six months after the sale.
  • : Following new legislation in GitDerekt, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
  • : Following new legislation in GitDerekt, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • : GitDerekt's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

More...

Report