Largest Soda Pop Sector: 482nd Least Corrupt Governments: 503rd Most Efficient Economies: 732nd
The Senatorial Triumvirate of
Left-Leaning College State
We Rise As Our Own
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Senatorial Triumvirate of Gitchie Manito is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Council of Three Fires with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.85 billion Manitans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilimackinac. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Manitan economy, worth a remarkable 1,547 trillion Bawazigaywins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,113 Bawazigaywins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Manitans, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown. Gitchie Manito's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is unofficial.

Gitchie Manito is ranked 60,539th in the world and 167th in Gay for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 499.2 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 482ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 503rdMost Efficient Economies: 732ndMost Rebellious Youth: 759thLargest Publishing Industry: 811thMost Cultured: 836thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,104thNicest Citizens: 1,245thSafest: 1,274thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,568thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,365thMost Developed: 2,549thSmartest Citizens: 3,343rdMost Pacifist: 3,655thMost Influential: 3,761stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,463rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,851stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,093rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,333rdHighest Economic Output: 6,533rdTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,181stHighest Average Incomes: 10,067thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,676thNudest: 10,704thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,845thLargest Populations: 13,552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,438thHealthiest Citizens: 14,759thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,744th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gitchie Manito was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Cale Nova.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Manitans.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland".
  • : Gitchie Manito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Eternal Scholars"".
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the GMBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Gitchie Manito, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.

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