Most Influential: 478th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,230th Most Stationary: 1,447th
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The Principality of Giscuambourg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HRH Prince Seymour XI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 14.696 billion Giscuams are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giscuambourg. The average income tax rate is 43.9%.

The frighteningly efficient giscuam economy, worth a remarkable 2,180 trillion Giscuam Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,370 Giscuam Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and the entire health budget has been diverted into prolonging HRH Prince Seymour XI's life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giscuambourg's national animal is the Giscuam Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Giscuambourg is ranked 1,447th in the world and 8th in Gay for Most Stationary, with 2,439.70677192 Days.

Most Influential: 478thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,230thMost Stationary: 1,447thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,415thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,643rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,038thMost Pacifist: 3,183rdHighest Economic Output: 3,564thNicest Citizens: 3,779thSmartest Citizens: 3,967thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,007thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,698thMost Cultured: 4,911thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,645thMost Developed: 5,775thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,989thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,296thLargest Populations: 6,610thMost Secular: 6,912thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,375thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,578thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,314thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,357thNudest: 10,692ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,864thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,719thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,469thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,988thLowest Crime Rates: 15,863rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,956th
Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the region

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