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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,574thLargest Black Market: 2,026thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,572nd
The Wymynistas of
Moralistic Democracy
Trailer Trash Ladies!
Trailer Park Princess Betty Jane Layne
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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GirlyGirl Texas

Population21.155 billion

CapitalAlamo Trailer Park
LeaderTrailer Park Princess Betty Jane Layne
FaithTranquility of Yellow


The Wymynistas of GirlyGirl Texas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trailer Park Princess Betty Jane Layne with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.155 billion Girly Girls are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alamo Trailer Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Girly Girl Trash economy, worth a remarkable 3,355 trillion Longhorns a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,629 Longhorns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 738,675 per year while the poor average 20,431, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GirlyGirl Texas's national animal is the Swallow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tranquility of Yellow.

GirlyGirl Texas is ranked 18,983rd in the world and 6th in Texas for Most Conservative, scoring 83.75 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,574thLargest Black Market: 2,026thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,572ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,708thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,988thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,522ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,669thHighest Economic Output: 6,299thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,288thLargest Retail Industry: 7,370thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,402ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,379thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,620thRudest Citizens: 12,351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,818thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,748thLargest Populations: 15,287thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,549thMost Conservative: 18,983rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,000thMost Cultured: 19,208thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,334thHighest Average Incomes: 19,670thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,596thLargest Governments: 21,904thMost Devout: 24,584thMost Developed: 25,062nd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the region

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