The Wymynistas of GirlyGirl Texas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Trailer Park Princess Betty Jane Layne with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 20.823 billion Girly Girls are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alamo Trailer Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Girly Girl Trash economy, worth a remarkable 3,302 trillion Longhorns a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,585 Longhorns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 780,101 per year while the poor average 18,409, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, and bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GirlyGirl Texas's national animal is the Swallow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tranquility of Yellow.

GirlyGirl Texas is ranked 40,491^st in the world and 31^st in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.49 law-abiding acts per hour.