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Girls Who Say Bruh

Population7.249 billion

LeaderMadame Girl


The Democratic States of Girls Who Say Bruh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Madame Girl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.249 billion Bruhnese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cringetopia. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bruhian economy, worth 488 trillion simoleons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,342 simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Bruhnese won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Girls Who Say Bruh's national animal is the axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Girls Who Say Bruh is ranked 58,934th in the world and 3,480th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most Influential: 2,837thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,746thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,778thBest Weather: 10,454thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,641stMost Pacifist: 12,716thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,426thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,208thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,518thNicest Citizens: 16,106thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,040thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,625thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,930thMost Secular: 21,570thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,540thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,968th
Most Influential: 17th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 201st in the regionMost Politically Free: 356th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 552nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 567th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 577th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 605th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 653rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 767th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 818th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 828th in the regionNicest Citizens: 922nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 930th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 994th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,081st in the region

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