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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,242ndRudest Citizens: 5,526thLargest Retail Industry: 6,124th
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Freedom and Order
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Girkmand

Population6.151 billion

CapitalGirk
LeaderGerald Webb
FaithSecularism

CurrencyFRG dollar
Animalgecko

The Federal Republic of Girkmand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gerald Webb with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.151 billion Girkmandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Girk. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Girkmandian economy, worth 795 trillion FRG dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,378 FRG dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Girkmand's national animal is the gecko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Girkmand is ranked 157,743rd in the world and 79th in Eurth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,242ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5,526thLargest Retail Industry: 6,124thBest Weather: 8,324thTop
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Most Developed: 11,546thMost Efficient Economies: 11,615thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,793rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,003rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,162ndSmartest Citizens: 14,927thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,071stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,280thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,517thMost Influential: 15,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,008thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,076thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,857thLowest Crime Rates: 17,914thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,929thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,718thHighest Average Incomes: 18,963rdHealthiest Citizens: 19,227thNudest: 19,702nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Girkmand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Girkmand, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Girkmand, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Girkmand, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Girkmand, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Girkmand, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Girkmand, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Girkmand, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Girkmand's influence in Eurth fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Girkmand, Secularism now admits men and women into its clergy.

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