by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 6,748th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,307th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,833rd
The Abomination of
Left-wing Utopia
In Chicken Wings We Distrust
the Most Glorious Giraffe God
Minister of Chicken Wings
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Giraffe Wings

Population8.357 billion

Leaderthe Most Glorious Giraffe God
FaithCult of the Most Glorious Giraffe God


The Abomination of Giraffe Wings is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Most Glorious Giraffe God with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.357 billion Giraffes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of insanity. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Giraffe Wingsian economy, worth 272 trillion wings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,607 wings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the Most Glorious Giraffe God has just been declared ruler of Giraffe Wings in an international press conference, Giraffe is one of the most popular forenames in Giraffe Wings, and Cult of the Most Glorious Giraffe God has been named as Giraffe Wings's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Giraffe Wings's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Most Glorious Giraffe God.

Giraffe Wings is ranked 57,260th in the world and 28th in Field Egg Group for Most Beautiful Environments, with 587.76 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Welfare Programs: 6,748thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,307thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,833rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,530th
Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionNudest: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 42nd in the region

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