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Most Rebellious Youth: 12,861stMost Income Equality: 16,637thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,009th
The Dominion of
Democratic Socialists
For Giovanniland!
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Good

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Giovanniland in Europeia

Population1.519 billion

CapitalArnhelm

CurrencyGolden Orbs
AnimalElephant

The Dominion of Giovanniland in Europeia is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The quiet, industrious population of 1.519 billion Europeian Giovannilandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnhelm. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Europeian Giovannilandian economy, worth 58.9 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,746 Golden Orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, going on a diet invalidates your passport, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giovanniland in Europeia's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Giovanniland in Europeia is ranked 45,401st in the world and 422nd in Europeia for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,093.23 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 12,861stMost Income Equality: 16,637thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,009thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,248th
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Most Income Equality: 54th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Giovanniland in Europeia, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Giovanniland in Europeia, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Following new legislation in Giovanniland in Europeia, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in Giovanniland in Europeia, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Giovanniland in Europeia, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Giovanniland in Europeia, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Giovanniland in Europeia, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Giovanniland in Europeia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Giovanniland in Europeia, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Giovanniland in Europeia, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery.

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