The Dominion of Giovanniland III is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.197 billion Giovannilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.4%.

The thriving Giovannilandians economy, worth 300 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 71,585 Golden Orbs, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Giovanniland III's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Giovanniland III is ranked 147,052^nd in the world and 1^st in CRAB for Highest Poor Incomes, with 21,843.56 Standard Monetary Units.