The Venerable Volcano of Gio Farm 89 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.558 billion Gio Farm 89ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 89ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,061 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 89's national animal is the farm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 89 is ranked 52,751^st in the world and 218^th in Giovanniland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.42 law-abiding acts per hour.