The Wintery Weather of Gio Farm 46 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.978 billion Gio Farm 46ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 46ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,144 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 494,954 per year while the poor average 26,147, a ratio of 18.9 to 1.

Immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, military spending is on the increase, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 46's national animal is the farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 46 is ranked 27,198^th in the world and 29^th in Giovanniland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.47 law-abiding acts per hour.