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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,086thMost Secular: 4,433rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,117th
The Tenacious Turtle of
Moralistic Democracy
Card Farming
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Gio Farm 36

Population2.162 billion

Currencycard
Animalfarmer

The Tenacious Turtle of Gio Farm 36 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, lack of airports, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.162 billion Gio Farm 36ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 59.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 36ian economy, worth 206 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 95,540 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the ban on cars has been repealed, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 36's national animal is the farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 36 is ranked 13,731st in the world and 35th in Giovanniland for Largest Black Market, with 53.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,086thTop
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Most Secular: 4,433rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,117thMost Armed: 6,747thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,077thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13,195thLargest Black Market: 13,731stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,500thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,456thMost Conservative: 16,895thBest Weather: 17,166thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,403rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,528thMost Efficient Economies: 22,589th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 35th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gio Farm 36 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 36, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 36, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 36, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 36, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 36, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 36, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 36, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 36, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Gio Farm 36 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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