The Soothing Stream of Gio Farm 32 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.989 billion Gio Farm 32ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 32ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,607 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 388,895 per year while the poor average 38,286, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 32's national animal is the farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gio Farm 32 is ranked 21,891^st in the world and 10^th in Giovanniland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.21 law-abiding acts per hour.