Population | 8.911 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | farmer |
The Wicked Woodpecker of Gio Farm 21 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.911 billion Gio Farm 21ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 21ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,373 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,178 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
The official Gio Farm 21ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and retired racing farmers are served truffles for breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 21's national animal is the farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Gio Farm 21 is ranked 86,923rd in the world and 18th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.88273223928 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gio Farm 21 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Gio Farm 21's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Gio Farm 21 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Gio Farm 21 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 21, retired racing farmers are served truffles for breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 21, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 21, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 21, the official Gio Farm 21ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 21, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Gio Farm 21 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.