The Federal Republic of Gin Tonic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Michele with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.75 billion Gin Tonicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cremona. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gin Tonician economy, worth 898 trillion Gin-Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,131 Gin-Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gin Tonic's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gintonism.

Gin Tonic is ranked 267,201^st in the world and 13,836^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.48 crimes per hour.