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Largest Retail Industry: 279thMost Secular: 320thRudest Citizens: 342nd
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Co powie Gilek
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Gilki

Population12.66 billion

Currencygil
Animalcat

The Republic of Gilki is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.66 billion Gilkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gilkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,646 trillion gils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 367,038 gils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Gilki. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gilki's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gilki is ranked 5,007th in the world and 160th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,917.04 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 279thMost Secular: 320thRudest Citizens: 342ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 371stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 409thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 604thMost Efficient Economies: 799thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 918thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,251stHighest Average Incomes: 1,290thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,350thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,524thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,609thMost Cultured: 1,688thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,761stHighest Food Quality: 1,838thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,886thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,969thSmartest Citizens: 2,114thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,621stTop
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Most Developed: 2,711thHighest Economic Output: 2,937thBest Weather: 3,325thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,380thMost Inclusive: 3,463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,876thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,329thHealthiest Citizens: 4,573rdLargest Governments: 4,904thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,007thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,064thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,313thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,834thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,551stMost Armed: 12,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,227thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,360thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,404thTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,776thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,771stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,159thMost Influential: 23,956thLargest Populations: 25,838th
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Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionMost Developed: 99th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 110th in the regionMost Inclusive: 121st in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 160th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 171st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 187th in the regionLargest Governments: 198th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 208th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 208th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 240th in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionMost Stationary: 326th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 363rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 418th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 422nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 436th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 449th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Armed: 471st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 482nd in the regionNudest: 574th in the regionLargest Black Market: 575th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 585th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 640th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 641st in the regionLargest Populations: 645th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gilki was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Gilki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilki, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Gilki.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilki, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilki, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Gilki was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilki, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Gilki was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Gilki, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilki, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.

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