by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Highest Drug Use: 6,655th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Socialists
From the stars we came, to the stars we rise
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Gileadavia

Population40 million

CurrencyFreedom Chips
AnimalGryphon

The Republic of Gileadavia is a small, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 40 million Gileadavians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Gileadavian economy, worth 1.55 trillion Freedom Chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,696 Freedom Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gileadavia's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gileadavia is ranked 21,684th in the world and 33rd in Texas for Nicest Citizens, with 19.27 Average Smiles Per Day.

Top
5%
Highest Drug Use: 6,655th
Top
10%
Highest Drug Use: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gileadavia, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Gileadavia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Gileadavia, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Gileadavia, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
  • : Gileadavia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Gileadavia, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Gileadavia, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Gileadavia lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gileadavia's influence in Texas rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Gileadavia lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

More...

View Forum posts

Report