by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 602nd Most Influential: 1,176th Longest Average Lifespans: 3,544th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace, Justice, Liberty, The Federal Republic
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.084 billion

LeaderAli Vali ɢartz


The Federal Republic of Gilakistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ali Vali ɢartz with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.084 billion Gilaks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piyžd. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gilakistanian economy, worth 370 trillion Tomen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,893 Tomen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is totally unknown. Gilakistan's national animal is the Dolphine, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Islam.

Gilakistan is ranked 7,620th in the world and 362nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.1 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 602ndMost Influential: 1,176thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,544thMost Developed: 3,680thMost Cultured: 3,783rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,085thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,093rdMost Inclusive: 4,199thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,485thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,016thNicest Citizens: 5,145thSmartest Citizens: 5,172ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,191stBest Weather: 5,266thRudest Citizens: 5,436thHealthiest Citizens: 5,516thLargest Governments: 5,818thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,309thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,375thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,514thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,670thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,748thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,809thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,163rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,247thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,620thHighest Average Incomes: 8,163rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,917thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,055thMost Efficient Economies: 10,644thLowest Crime Rates: 11,201stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,036thMost Secular: 12,873rdSafest: 13,177thMost Pacifist: 14,256th
Most Cultured: 182nd in the regionMost Developed: 207th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 211th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 235th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 242nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 255th in the regionMost Inclusive: 270th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 274th in the regionLargest Governments: 279th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 281st in the regionBest Weather: 294th in the regionNicest Citizens: 295th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 301st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 307th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 308th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 310th in the regionRudest Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 315th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 317th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 336th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 343rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 358th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 360th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 361st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 362nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 364th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 399th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 450th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 472nd in the regionMost Influential: 496th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 528th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 556th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 579th in the regionMost Secular: 667th in the regionSafest: 691st in the regionMost Pacifist: 760th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 903rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
  • : Gilakistan endorsed The You're Adopted of Loli County.
  • : Gilakistan was endorsed by The You're Adopted of Loli County.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Gilakistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Gilakistan, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 204 » Minuda, Tommatito, Siwale, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Great Solordia, Buckerino, The Rhein States, Pallaith, Kubrostavsria, Territorio di Nessuno, PlanetPunk, Sundred, Corfad, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, Selfgradatude, Amauri, Yaorozu, United Draconia, National Goats, Sinelona, Votak Matim, Holy Oranz, Diodone, Frances Francis the First of France, Ethnon, Malta Comino Gozo, New Pruessen, United Kahndaq, Great Bights Mum, Dar es Saalam, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Niradans, AGoodPlace, Zupla, Empy, Sunto, The United States of Romania, Former English Colony, Abrickhouse, North Bratislava, Arimbia, Shadowrik, Agharya, Wilkshire, and 154 others.THX1138, East Supple Lund, Pinguioris, Warsaw-Halicz, Sil Dorsett, Snoodum, New Bremerton, Californian Redwood, Spartoptia, Wineclaw, Universal State Formula, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Uganda Knuckles UK, Sanjurika, Vincone Cae, Kasazzastan, Dreadton, Sakaryata, The Iron Lions, German Holy Roman Empire, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Yummy Blubber, Lunallian, Ostrolia, Rosewood-, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, Ka Ching, Outer Egorniand, Australiland, Ninjak30, Omnistria, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, SillyString, Zumlandia, The Pantheons, Ethereal Expanse, Humptalumpta, Xentherida, The South Falls, Yukti, Unsophisticate, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Eleria, Steraz, Partax, Maott, General COE, Altivia, Kulgatha, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Valhalla123, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Alunya, Joodey, COCONUT-CITY, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, New Trisone, Ozstan, David Davidson, Atain, Justanistan, Ieprus, Suicidistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Ara Antrizuls, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Q w e r t y, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Torakuen, Calamazo, Cam Zazi, Jasminlandia, Karazan, Axstahl, Guslantis, Chukstik Illahi, Kirostan, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, Walter Jackson, SchoolHouse Rock, Manticore utopia, Saturns Edge, Norostilors, Analomink, Misuvelia, Orven, Peldorn, VarDrade, French Bananastan, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, The Kyziban Islands, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Haor Chall, Noiah, Acrabinnia, Angwayster, Marxist Luxembourg, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, Durgron, Ecronentia, Astronomical, Lost Staria, Ejhsa, Seidr Wyrd, Rkainjel, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, Thiammyalllaland, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Legendsland, Edwaziefind, British Pacific Islands, Kingdom of Destsky, Vikingiarchy, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Conservadoria, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Helia Geopes, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, Antityranicals, The Black Cathedral, and Loli County.

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