The Queen's State of Gift of the Reds is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.367 billion Gift of the Redsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The thriving Gift of the Redsian economy, worth 666 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 58,658 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,633 per year while the poor average 11,965, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gift of the Reds's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gift of the Reds is ranked 105,062^nd in the world and 6^th in Great Britain and Northern Ireland for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,650.57 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.