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Largest Insurance Industry: 346th Largest Mining Sector: 400th Most Corrupt Governments: 520th
The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
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Gidoristan

Population16.591 billion

CapitalInstallation 04
Leaderthe Overlord
Faithworshipping the Overlord

Currencyskulls of its enemies
Animalzombie

The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.591 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,186 trillion skulls of its enemieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 312,616 skulls of its enemieses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,072,514 per year while the poor average 66,878, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, the single fish caught by Gidoristanian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Gidoristan's thriving fisheries, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, and aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 20,083rd in the world and 6th in The New Inquisition for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 16.04 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 346thLargest Mining Sector: 400thMost Corrupt Governments: 520thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 619thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 731stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 812thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 952ndMost Avoided: 977thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 990thHighest Economic Output: 1,042ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,161stMost Stationary: 1,182ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,217thMost Influential: 1,232ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,371stTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,694thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,844thFattest Citizens: 1,874thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,009thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,194thLargest Retail Industry: 2,844thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,699thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,869thMost Secular: 5,554thLargest Populations: 5,874thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,399thLowest Crime Rates: 6,775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,185thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,361stRudest Citizens: 11,606thLargest Governments: 12,417thMost Efficient Economies: 14,964thMost Conservative: 16,496th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, the single fish caught by Gidoristanian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Gidoristan's thriving fisheries.
  • : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Gidoristan was endorsed by The Republic of Onjajo.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.

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