Largest Insurance Industry: 327th Largest Mining Sector: 372nd Most Corrupt Governments: 436th
The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Bloodsoaked Wasteland of Gidoristan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Overlord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.418 billion Gidoristanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Installation 04. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gidoristanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,539 trillion skulls of its enemieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 314,862 skulls of its enemieses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,034,252 per year while the poor average 71,883, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

The nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, future leaders of Gidoristan regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Gidoristanian Space Agency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gidoristan's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is worshipping the Overlord.

Gidoristan is ranked 156,164th in the world and 88th in The New Inquisition for Most Primitive, scoring -351.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 327thLargest Mining Sector: 372ndMost Corrupt Governments: 436thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 505thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 655thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 694thMost Avoided: 796thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 852ndMost Influential: 943rdHighest Average Incomes: 946thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 954thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,017thHighest Economic Output: 1,131stLargest Black Market: 1,348thMost Stationary: 1,473rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,525thLargest Retail Industry: 1,529thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,567thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,616thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,903rdFattest Citizens: 1,987thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,287thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,049thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,523rdMost Conservative: 5,066thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,448thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,496thLargest Populations: 6,831stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,969thLowest Crime Rates: 7,422ndTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 12,329thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,432ndMost Authoritarian: 13,577thLargest Governments: 14,510thMost Efficient Economies: 15,886thMost Armed: 15,916th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, and Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies and Most Armed.
  • : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Gidoristanian Space Agency.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, future leaders of Gidoristan regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Gidoristan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Gidoristan endorsed The Technocratic Republic of Deanson.
  • : Gidoristan was endorsed by The Technocratic Republic of Deanson.
  • : Following new legislation in Gidoristan, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight.

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