Population | 1.707 billion |
Capital | Boisvert |
Leader | ICE-E |
Faith | Heffeffuf |
Currency | HP LaserJet Pro MFP 4101fdw Wireless |
Animal | Axolotl |
The Holy Empire of GIASFELFEBREHBER is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by ICE-E with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.707 billion victims are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boisvert. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient the economy, worth 93.4 trillion HP LaserJet Pro MFP 4101fdw Wirelesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,697 HP LaserJet Pro MFP 4101fdw Wirelesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. GIASFELFEBREHBER's national animal is the Axolotl and its national religion is Heffeffuf.
GIASFELFEBREHBER is ranked 118,849th in the world and 86th in Chaos land for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 43.56 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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GIASFELFEBREHBER was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens, the Top 5% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth, Most Armed, and Most Corrupt Governments.
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GIASFELFEBREHBER, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
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GIASFELFEBREHBER, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks.
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GIASFELFEBREHBER, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
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GIASFELFEBREHBER, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
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GIASFELFEBREHBER, the media have begun calling the government treasury "ICE-E's stash".
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GIASFELFEBREHBER was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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GIASFELFEBREHBER, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
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GIASFELFEBREHBER's influence in Chaos land rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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GIASFELFEBREHBER's influence in Chaos land rose from "Unproven" to "Page".