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Most Primitive: 1,721stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,758thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,771st
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
LET THE BLOOD SPILL IN THE STREETS
Influence
Squire
The man who consumes the
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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GIASFELFEBREHBER

Population1.707 billion

CapitalBoisvert
LeaderICE-E
FaithHeffeffuf

CurrencyHP LaserJet Pro MFP 4101fdw Wireless
AnimalAxolotl

The Holy Empire of GIASFELFEBREHBER is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by ICE-E with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.707 billion victims are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boisvert. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient the economy, worth 93.4 trillion HP LaserJet Pro MFP 4101fdw Wirelesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,697 HP LaserJet Pro MFP 4101fdw Wirelesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. GIASFELFEBREHBER's national animal is the Axolotl and its national religion is Heffeffuf.

GIASFELFEBREHBER is ranked 118,849th in the world and 86th in Chaos land for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 43.56 Effective Tax Rate.

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1%
Most Primitive: 1,721stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,758thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,771stMost Avoided: 5,882ndMost Authoritarian: 10,436thTop
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Most Armed: 26,712thMost Rebellious Youth: 28,448thHighest Crime Rates: 29,496thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30,181stMost Patriotic: 30,583rdMost Corrupt Governments: 30,598th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GIASFELFEBREHBER was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens, the Top 5% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth, Most Armed, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in GIASFELFEBREHBER, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in GIASFELFEBREHBER, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks.
  • : Following new legislation in GIASFELFEBREHBER, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in GIASFELFEBREHBER, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
  • : Following new legislation in GIASFELFEBREHBER, the media have begun calling the government treasury "ICE-E's stash".
  • : GIASFELFEBREHBER was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in GIASFELFEBREHBER, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : GIASFELFEBREHBER's influence in Chaos land rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : GIASFELFEBREHBER's influence in Chaos land rose from "Unproven" to "Page".

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