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Most Armed: 127thHighest Crime Rates: 155thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 156th
The Interwebs ░ Cyberocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
♪Error 404'd! Oh No! Σ=πx∞♫
☺ The Undead Cyborg of Krenko Mob Boss
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Ghoublins

Population7.084 billion

Capital🥚 Easter Egg Conspiracy ∙net 𒀭
Leader☺ The Undead Cyborg of Krenko Mob Boss
Faith⸙This Statement Is False⸙

Currency╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢
Animal Superfluous Ottix Monster 𓃗

The Interwebs ░ Cyberocracy of Ghoublins is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by ☺ The Undead Cyborg of Krenko Mob Boss with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.084 billion Ghoublins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🥚 Easter Egg Conspiracy ∙net 𒀭. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ghoublin economy, worth a remarkable 2,519 trillion ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 355,679 ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,293,202 per year while the poor average 69,602, a ratio of 18.6 to 1.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, and Ghoublin soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ghoublins's national animal is the Superfluous Ottix Monster 𓃗, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ⸙This Statement Is False⸙.

Ghoublins is ranked 284,058th in the world and 33rd in Cataclyst Order for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.85 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Armed: 127thHighest Crime Rates: 155thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 156thFattest Citizens: 167thMost Avoided: 174thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 209thLargest Gambling Industry: 214thMost Valuable International Artwork: 252ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 319thRudest Citizens: 492ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 535thLargest Retail Industry: 550thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 606thMost Corrupt Governments: 662ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 822ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,088thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,299thMost Patriotic: 1,323rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,451stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,501stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,521stHighest Average Incomes: 1,547thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,621stLargest Mining Sector: 2,514thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,073rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,805thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,261stNudest: 7,495thLargest Governments: 7,716thLargest Black Market: 7,992ndHighest Economic Output: 8,700thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,126thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,746thTop
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Most Secular: 21,162ndLargest Insurance Industry: 24,172ndHighest Drug Use: 27,187th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ghoublins's influence in Cataclyst Order rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Ghoublins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghoublins, Ghoublin soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghoublins, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghoublins, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghoublins, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghoublins, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Ghoublins voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Star Gazing Day"".
  • : Ghoublins's influence in Cataclyst Order rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Ghoublins's influence in Cataclyst Order rose from "Contender" to "Dealmaker".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Cy Avon, Anvia, and Arlizplot.

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