The ½ Interwebs ░ Cyberocracy of Ghoublins is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by ☺ The Undead Cyborg of Krenko Mob Boss with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.084 billion Ghoublins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🥚 Easter Egg Conspiracy ∙net 𒀭. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ghoublin economy, worth a remarkable 2,519 trillion ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 355,679 ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,293,202 per year while the poor average 69,602, a ratio of 18.6 to 1.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, and Ghoublin soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ghoublins's national animal is the § Superfluous Ottix Monster 𓃗, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ⸙This Statement Is False⸙.

Ghoublins is ranked 284,058^th in the world and 33^rd in Cataclyst Order for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.85 law-abiding acts per hour.