The Allied States of Ghost of European Union is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.979 billion Ghost of European Unionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The strong Ghost of European Unionian economy, worth 375 trillion urinaries a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,848 urinaries, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,716 per year while the poor average 2,623, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ghost of European Union's national animal is the beast, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ghost of European Union is ranked 251,985^th in the world and 34^th in Eastern Europe for Most Pacifist, with 25.78 cheeks turned per day.