The Democratic States of Ghost of District of Columbia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.971 billion Ghost of District of Columbians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Ghost of District of Columbian economy, worth 305 trillion greenbacks a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 34,097 greenbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,758 per year while the poor average 2,137, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ghost of District of Columbia's national animal is the turkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ghost of District of Columbia is ranked 299,686^th in the world and 34^th in Eastern Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 463.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.