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Largest Black Market: 60th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 124th Highest Economic Output: 170th
The Darn Toot'in Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We make Weapons of Mass destruction. Want some?
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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GHAUNADAUR

Population24.565 billion

LeaderGustav the Glave
FaithVoraciousism

CurrencyDragoons
AnimalBlack Dragon

The Darn Toot'in Nation of GHAUNADAUR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gustav the Glave with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.565 billion GHAUNADAURians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.4%.

The frighteningly efficient GHAUNADAURian economy, worth an astonishing 12,554 trillion Dragoons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 511,063 Dragoons, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, and childhood friends of Gustav the Glave are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. GHAUNADAUR's national animal is the Black Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Voraciousism.

GHAUNADAUR is ranked 96,773rd in the world and 18th in Selene for Highest Drug Use, scoring 56.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Black Market: 60thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 124thHighest Economic Output: 170thLargest Mining Sector: 178thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 190thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 197thHighest Average Incomes: 199thLargest Insurance Industry: 201stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 224thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 245thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 302ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 305thFattest Citizens: 321stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 408thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 437thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 568thMost Avoided: 750thMost Corrupt Governments: 777thLargest Retail Industry: 782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 935thLowest Crime Rates: 977thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,155thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,172ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,294thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,295thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,761stMost Efficient Economies: 2,085thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,098thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,164thLargest Populations: 2,729thNudest: 3,919thMost Devout: 4,272ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,054thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 8,680thMost Conservative: 12,553rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,256thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,058th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GHAUNADAUR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : GHAUNADAUR was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in GHAUNADAUR, childhood friends of Gustav the Glave are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in GHAUNADAUR, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.
  • : Following new legislation in GHAUNADAUR, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
  • : Following new legislation in GHAUNADAUR, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in GHAUNADAUR, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : GHAUNADAUR's influence in Selene rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in GHAUNADAUR, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.
  • : Following new legislation in GHAUNADAUR, the government violently suppresses separatist movements.

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