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Largest Black Market: 58th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 129th Highest Economic Output: 169th
The Darn Toot'in Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We make Weapons of Mass destruction. Want some?
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population24.888 billion

LeaderGustav the Glave

AnimalBlack Dragon

The Darn Toot'in Nation of GHAUNADAUR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gustav the Glave with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.888 billion GHAUNADAURians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 53.2%.

The frighteningly efficient GHAUNADAURian economy, worth an astonishing 12,738 trillion Dragoons a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 511,839 Dragoons, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

People experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, childhood friends of Gustav the Glave are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. GHAUNADAUR's national animal is the Black Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Voraciousism.

GHAUNADAUR is ranked 129th in the world and 1st in Selene for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 126,762.45 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129thHighest Economic Output: 169thLargest Mining Sector: 173rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 189thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 192ndHighest Average Incomes: 195thLargest Insurance Industry: 199thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 240thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 244thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 296thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 308thFattest Citizens: 330thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 424thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 448thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 570thMost Avoided: 758thMost Corrupt Governments: 809thLargest Retail Industry: 817thHighest Poor Incomes: 882ndLowest Crime Rates: 992ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,169thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,173rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,230thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,385thTop
Largest Governments: 1,774thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,075thMost Efficient Economies: 2,093rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,143rdLargest Populations: 2,696thNudest: 3,803rdMost Devout: 4,279thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,982ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,053rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 9,484thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,146thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,437thMost Conservative: 15,865th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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