The United Provinces of Ghanndi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President John Gibraltor with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.507 billion Ghanndians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tibet. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ghanndian economy, worth 88.4 trillion Guuds a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,681 Guuds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Ghanndian language, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ghanndi's national animal is the Raptor 🦖, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Ghanndi is ranked 130,678^th in the world and 82^nd in Avaldonia for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,681.05 Standard Monetary Units.