by Max Barry

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Most Inclusive: 4,635thRudest Citizens: 5,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,877th
The Democratic States of
Left-Leaning College State
Si vis pacem, para bellum
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Population2.536 billion

CapitalNew Thunderdome City
LeaderCarlos Dalton

CurrencyGetoffmylawnsville Pesos
AnimalSilver Dragon

The Democratic States of Getoffmylawnsville is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Carlos Dalton with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.536 billion Getoffmylawnsvilleans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Thunderdome City. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Getoffmylawnsvillean economy, worth 358 trillion Getoffmylawnsville Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,291 Getoffmylawnsville Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Getoffmylawnsville's national animal is the Silver Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Getoffmylawnsville is ranked 226,145th in the world and 34th in Mirror World for Most Primitive, scoring -520.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Inclusive: 4,635thRudest Citizens: 5,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,877thHighest Food Quality: 6,313thBest Weather: 6,745thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,953rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,587thNicest Citizens: 7,833rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,927thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,341stNudest: 10,351stMost Cultured: 10,573rdMost Developed: 11,050thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,131stTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,677thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,185thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,195thLargest Retail Industry: 12,561stHealthiest Citizens: 12,924thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,836thMost Efficient Economies: 13,914thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,364thMost Secular: 14,873rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,186thLargest Governments: 16,151stHighest Average Incomes: 16,541stHighest Drug Use: 18,582ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,250thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,322ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,115thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,401st
Best Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the region

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