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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,789thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,302ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,296th
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Yappers get clappered
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Getoffmylawnsville

Population691 million

CurrencyHuman hands
AnimalFlayed Rebel

The Democratic States of Getoffmylawnsville is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 691 million Getoffmylawnsvilleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Getoffmylawnsvillean economy, worth 74.4 trillion Human hands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,675 Human hands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, and the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Getoffmylawnsville's national animal is the Flayed Rebel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Getoffmylawnsville is ranked 150,028th in the world and 120th in 21st Century Rome for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.42 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,789thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,302ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,296thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,425thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,035thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,864thMost Secular: 20,348th
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Most Armed: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Getoffmylawnsville was endorsed by The Neko Empire of Novos Romanos.
  • : Following new legislation in Getoffmylawnsville, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Getoffmylawnsville, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Getoffmylawnsville, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Getoffmylawnsville, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Getoffmylawnsville, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Getoffmylawnsville, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Getoffmylawnsville, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in Getoffmylawnsville, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Getoffmylawnsville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Wolfcloak Rebels, Iroma, Isolationstan, Kamchakta, Koroskvy, Palmyrene, Azoris, and Novos Romanos.

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