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Rudest Citizens: 2,118thHighest Crime Rates: 2,395thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,471st
The Federal Republic of
Capitalizt
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Germanyt

Population4.684 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderChancellor
FaithNone

Currencyeuro
Animaleagle

The Federal Republic of Germanyt is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.684 billion Germans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 503 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 107,568 euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 609,856 per year while the poor average 9,276, a ratio of 65.7 to 1.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Germanyt's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is None.

Germanyt is ranked 22,051st in the world and 22nd in European Union for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 10.41 Bank.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,118thHighest Crime Rates: 2,395thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,471stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,661stFattest Citizens: 5,582ndMost Avoided: 6,002ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,056thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,141stMost Armed: 6,823rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,664thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,037thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17,156thHighest Drug Use: 18,003rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,756thMost Pro-Market: 18,757thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,618thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,785thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,051stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,631st
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Germanyt, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Germanyt, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Germanyt, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Germanyt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Germanyt, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Germanyt, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Germanyt, it's said that a German always pays his debts with significant compounding.
  • : Germanyt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Germanyt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Germanyt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.

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