by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,819th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,383rd
The Not Dead Yet Battlefront of
Corporate Bordello
Operation: Start!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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German Suplex

Population5.83 billion

CapitalAngel Beats
FaithAngel Worship

CurrencyStudent Meal Ticket
AnimalNon-Player Character

The Not Dead Yet Battlefront of German Suplex is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Yui with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.83 billion Suplexians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angel Beats. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The very strong Suplexian economy, worth 274 trillion Student Meal Tickets a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,067 Student Meal Tickets, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Yui has just been declared ruler of German Suplex in an international press conference, German Suplex has designated Angel Beats as its capital city, Angel Worship has been named as German Suplex's national religion, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. German Suplex's national animal is the Non-Player Character, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Angel Worship.

German Suplex is ranked 57,681st in the world and 3rd in Plexible Convictions for Highest Drug Use, scoring 74.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,819thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,383rd

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