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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 195th Largest Welfare Programs: 225th Most Advanced Public Transport: 248th
The Peaceful Totalitarian Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Common Sense & the Golden Rule all the Way, Earthlings!
Emperor German Nightmare the 1st
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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German Nightmare

Population32.341 billion

CapitalMagna Germania
LeaderEmperor German Nightmare the 1st
FaithImperial Cult

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalFenrisian Wolf

The Peaceful Totalitarian Empire of German Nightmare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor German Nightmare the 1st with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.341 billion German Nightmareans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Germania. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient German Nightmarean economy, worth a remarkable 5,785 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 178,903 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Nightmare's national animal is the Fenrisian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

German Nightmare is ranked 530th in the world and 2nd in Democratic Communist States for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 15,383.57 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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1%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 195thLargest Welfare Programs: 225thMost Advanced Public Transport: 248thMost Advanced Public Education: 456thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 530thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 565thHighest Average Tax Rates: 679thSafest: 682ndMost Beautiful Environments: 724thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 726thBest Weather: 739thMost Developed: 835thLargest Governments: 897thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,008thMost Pacifist: 1,034thLowest Crime Rates: 1,044thHighest Economic Output: 1,170thLargest Populations: 1,171stNicest Citizens: 1,312thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,347thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,612thTop
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,731stHealthiest Citizens: 2,081stMost Efficient Economies: 2,294thSmartest Citizens: 2,466thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,495thMost Influential: 4,733rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,327thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,480thMost Cultured: 5,511thMost Secular: 5,852ndMost Inclusive: 6,990thHighest Average Incomes: 8,046thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,051stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,950th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : German Nightmare was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : German Nightmare was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : German Nightmare was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : German Nightmare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : German Nightmare's influence in Democratic Communist States fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : German Nightmare's influence in Democratic Communist States rose from "Sprat" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.

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