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Most Influential: 3,240thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,632ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,681st
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German Moravia

Population4.951 billion

LeaderMaria Joseph-Polowski
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Sudeten German Federation of German Moravia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Maria Joseph-Polowski with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.951 billion German Moravians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brünn. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German Moravian economy, worth 919 trillion Kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,658 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Moravia's national animal is the Flamethrower, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

German Moravia is ranked 59,784th in the world and 100th in Thaecia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 4,071.31 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 3,240thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,632ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,681stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,707thMost Cultured: 4,711thMost Developed: 4,791stHighest Food Quality: 5,043rdRudest Citizens: 5,306thSmartest Citizens: 5,384thMost Devout: 5,452ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,582ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,592ndSafest: 5,854thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,920thMost Inclusive: 5,950thHealthiest Citizens: 6,071stLargest Governments: 6,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,397thLowest Crime Rates: 6,567thNicest Citizens: 6,716thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,877thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,068thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,129thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,818thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,972ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,209thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,073rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,481stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,332ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,126thMost Pacifist: 12,770thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,592ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,649thHighest Economic Output: 24,350th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the region

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