The Bundesrepublik of German Hapsburg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Robert Wilhelm with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 3.979 billion Germans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 505 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 126,955 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and the comic book series 'Chancellor Robert Wilhelm and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Hapsburg's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

German Hapsburg is ranked 146,360^th in the world and 4,768^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.