The Constitutional Monarchy of German-Mexico is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Hanz with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.393 billion German-Mexicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Berlin. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The German-Mexicoan economy, worth 115 trillion Deutsch-Mexikanische Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,210 Deutsch-Mexikanische Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", Hohlism has been named as German-Mexico's national religion, and there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. German-Mexico's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hohlism.

German-Mexico is ranked 137,326^th in the world and 6,396^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.07 law-abiding acts per hour.