The Commonwealth of Geoses is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 806 million Geosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baasinksay. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Geosesian economy, worth 58.3 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,366 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geoses's national animal is the Stellar Robin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Geoses is ranked 102,022^nd in the world and 134^th in Wintreath for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.71 law-abiding acts per hour.