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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,156thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,200thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,272nd
The United States of
Corporate Police State
You Will Pay For 9/11
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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George W Bush

Population3.576 billion

CapitalBushington DC
LeaderGeorge W Bush
FaithUnited Methodist Church

Currencydollar
Animaltribble

The United States of George W Bush is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by George W Bush with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.576 billion Patriots are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bushington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriotic economy, worth 618 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,878 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,417,351 per year while the poor average 4,472, a ratio of 316 to 1.

Patriotic farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, overhead luggage compartments on trains sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. George W Bush's national animal is the tribble, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is United Methodist Church.

George W Bush is ranked 248,093rd in the world and 78th in The Free Nations Region for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -10.34 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,156thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,200thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,364thFattest Citizens: 1,686thMost Avoided: 2,034thLargest Mining Sector: 2,184thTop
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Most Devout: 3,245thMost Armed: 3,817thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,900thLargest Retail Industry: 4,454thMost Conservative: 4,726thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,052ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,246thMost Patriotic: 6,393rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,036thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,269thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,010thLargest Black Market: 11,660thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,706thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,969thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,135thLargest Gambling Industry: 27,923rdMost Efficient Economies: 28,201st
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : George W Bush was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Largest Black Market.
  • : George W Bush was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : George W Bush's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : George W Bush was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : George W Bush was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : George W Bush was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : George W Bush was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in George W Bush, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Following new legislation in George W Bush, overhead luggage compartments on trains sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers.
  • : Following new legislation in George W Bush, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.

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