The United States of George W Bush is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by George W Bush with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.497 billion Patriots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bushington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Patriotic economy, worth 250 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,032 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,191,312 per year while the poor average 7,700, a ratio of 154 to 1.

Safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the crispy fried liver of a Guantanamo Bay inmate is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. George W Bush's national animal is the Guantanamo Bay inmate, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is United Methodist Church.

George W Bush is ranked 1,799^th in the world and 2^nd in The Free Nations Region for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.19 million Standard Monetary Units.